Wednesday, 5 March 2014









ache1 (explosive): FUCK!
flipping the sheet of Polaroid wildly across the room, taking some pleasure at least in the accompanying audio flap.
Skunk: Uh, why don’t you
ache1 (placing him again within her frame): Just just, one second here, hold still aaaaaaaaaaaaand lookit
as the camera’s mechanism grinds out yet another.
Skunk: Okay, I’m not goi-
ache1: Sh-
watching intently until there is image enough emergent for her to ascertain its merit.
ache1: AAAAAAAARGH! This SHITTING
as the still-developing photograph veers toward the window.
Skunk (placatory): Whoah there! I think ehm, why don’t you, why don’t you try to… Instead of firing off shot after shot, why don’t you ehm… you might want to try and
sighing.
Skunk: Hmmm. It sort of goes against all my theories to offer you advice, you know what I was saying about the development of a personal language?
ache1: But that’s the problem, Skunk. I don’t have a personal language. These are, lookit that, that isn’t a language, that’s just some shitty
stopping to watch him co-ordinate a gesture of palms and shoulders and second-guessing what he’s already saying.
ache1: Don’t! Don’t you dare.
She lifts the camera to her eye.
Skunk: Hold on hold on, ‘cos, how many shots have you left?
ache1 turns the boxy camera between her hands; Skunk clambers across the room to her as she finds the relevant information..
ache1: Some. Enough.
Skunk: Okay. Okay. One of the first, the first thing you have to decide is what you want, and then rather than just... shotgunning Polaroids, you might just...
sighs
Skunk: But then, that’s not true either. Ehm...
ache1: I want ah, what I want is to take a picture that doesn’t disappoint me, for starters. Any time I’ve been anywhere, and I’ve got my photos developed, they’re always a disappointment, and
Skunk: Just... always? Or just when you get them? I mean, if you had those photos now, would they still not...
She follows him as he paces, her eye to the viewfinder.
Skunk: Jesus. What am I saying here?
and presently
Skunk: There’s nothing inherently wrong with snapshots, and I think sometimes they’re a lot more... a lot more honest than something more contrived, but it comes back to what you want. Snapshots are, they’re like souvenirs of a moment, so they don’t... If you see them straight after the moment, like these things
bending to retrieve one of the discarded Polaroids from off the floor
Skunk: then, they can’t, you’re still in the moment, or near as dammit anyway, so they can’t ehm, there’s no way for them to take you back to it, which is their purpose. Do you know what I mean? It’s like having... It’s the difference between having a handful of sand on a beach when you’re holidaying on some distant shore, and then having that same handful of sand nine months later when you’re back in the day-to-day of of, just...
Flash.
Skunk: Are you listening to me at all?
ache1 (removing the protruding photograph): Uh-huh.
Skunk: Well, unless you’re taking, unless you’re creating some form of visual art that you recognise as such, you shouldn’t expect your photographs to be anything more than than, just well, basically just souvenirs of the moment, and they won’t work until the moment’s gone.
ache1 (controlling her temper as the image registers in her hand):  Mm-hmm. You’re saying it’s
and then this in accented tones
ache1: it’s the vision of the artiste vs. the frantic attempt at capture by the plebeian tourist, is that right? Did I, is that a fair summation?
Skunk: Well, apart from the fact that summation is probably not the word you’re after, yes
and then ducking as the Polaroid flaps past him, into the wall.
ache1 (clearly exasperated): So, who decrees what art is? Who gets to say what’s ahm, what’s capital A Art, and what’s just, pffft, my shitty efforts, when
Skunk (growling):  I just told you that. You decide what satisfies your notion or, Jesus! I just said that.
He makes a gesture with his fingers, and ache1 unravels the strap from her own to offer him the camera.
Skunk (as if talking to a child): Thank you. Okay, now you come over here
leading her to the window, where ambient daylight contrasts her henna with the wallpaper’s blue.
Skunk: Okay, don’t
ache1: What?
Skunk: Just...
with the index finger of his left hand placed across the tiny flashbar, he sets to watching her face through the viewfinder,  waiting for it to alter in some way that might
The flash erupts into his skin, and the sheet of Polaroid is discharged into his waiting palm. Without even glancing at its surface, Brother Skunk places it atop the crayons on the bedside table, pointing to whatever is taking shape in the emulsion
Skunk (sarcastic): Therendeth the lesson.
Perhaps ten minutes elapse after Brother Skunk’s departure from the room before she says, her voice emptied of any tone as might give the lie to her mood, and still not having seen her portrait,
ache1: Aren’t you going to write me something on the Whitman strip?