Sunday, 20 April 2014









ache1 before she became ache1 makes her E.T. wave goodbye to the last of the houses in the north-east pocket suburb from the backseat as her uncle’s car quits the city, zoo-bound. Her mother the passenger upfront, her uncle with one hand on the wheel, the other rooting around in the pocket of his plaid shirt.
cog: You want some chewing gums?
His sister frowns at this with a look that intimates he keep his voice down.
cog: Hm?
She shakes her head as he extricates the flat pack and holds it between his teeth so as to pierce the foil and paper wrap with the nails of a thumb and forefinger which then score the outline of the leading stick.
Catching on, he asks her again with just his face.
Mother: No! And would it be too much to ask at this point that you just watch where you’re going?
ache1 before she became ache1 (suddenly aware of the conversation in the front seats and making E.T. point a demonstrative finger, saying): “Watch where you’re going. Watch where you’re going.”
cog: Don’t tell me you’re still afraid it’ll “stick to your ribs”
and this last in a tone that belonged to their mother, referencing a past his sister gives no indication whatsoever of remembering.
Mother (emphatically shaking her head): No. Put it away. Please?
cog: What about
nodding at the passenger in back.
Mother: Would you please put it away?
ache1 before she became ache1 (with sudden interest): What’s he got Mum? Is it candy? Is it Reese’s Pieces?
Mother: See?
and folds her arms while offering him a look to imply the contempt of his total and absolute lack of understanding of the infant head.
He responds with a smile and a poke.
Mother: Aow! What
cog: What is it with you and the chewing gums, eh? What, are you afraid we hit a bump and she swallows it, or what? It’s not like it’s going to
his words piling up and stopping at the look on her face.
She checks the back and, only when she’s certain her daughter has tuned out their talking and is again busy with her doll
Mother: Don’t give her any gum, she’s got no... She
and then in lieu of description simply opts for making a slack face, a sloppy wet chawing noise.
ache1 before she became ache1’s eyebrows jump a little up, and her head swivels slowly as if remote-controlled.
Mother (smiling now): Believe me, you do not want to hear it. You do not.
Her daughter and E.T. now both staring vacant at the passing grass, dried out brown already with this being early May.