Sunday, 23 November 2014









On the morning of the day designated for their picnic, Brother Skunk arrived at the hotel a little early. With time yet until their meeting he strolled about the grounds where he watched one of the porters run the flags up their poles, then stood spectating some tennis on the courts until finally, understanding himself to have exhausted every obvious possible interest, he made his way to the main entrance.
Stopped by a couple on the steps in whom he recognised the qualities of money ache1 had described to him in hospital, and American money by dress and demeanour, his assistance was requested in their photographing each other between checking out and moving on.
cog: Excuse me, I wonder... Could you take a photograph of me and my wife here. This is such a beautiful building.
passing Skunk an automatic camera.
Skunk: Uh-huh. Whereabouts do you
cog: Just right here, so’s we can have all this in back of us.
Skunk framed the image and
Skunk: Say Jesus.
the shutter capturing that single minuscule fraction of a second in which was most manifest their evident confusion.
Handing them back the camera he stepped up past them into the building to be greeted by the doorman.
cog: Good morning sir, can I help you at all?
Skunk: Ehm, I’m meeting a guest here. I’m a bit early.
cog: Would you like me to let them know you’re here sir?
Skunk: Yeah, that would be great, if you could, yeah. Her name’s ache1.
sounding odd even inside himself.
cog: The young lady. Right you are sir. I’ll just let her know you’re here, if you’d like to take a seat sir.
Resisting the temptation to flit through the leaflets neatly arranged on two tables by the door (maps, theatres, zoos etc), he instead settled in to one of the four couches forming a square central to the lobby. Through double glass doors he could see an adjacent lounge walled in with full bookshelves amongst which he felt the sudden need to locate dutch-courage Faulkner, listening:
cog (telephone): ..thank you madam... Yes, I'll tell him, thank you.
and crossing to Skunk from the porters’ tiny doorless cubbyhole office
cog: She’ll be down in a minute sir. Can I get you anything while you’re waiting sir?
Skunk: No thanks, I’m fine... thanks.
The rumour borne out of this now complete would by the time of their arrival back have spread throughout every department of the hotel, for Brother Skunk had arrived second only to the recent doctor.
He sat quietly, observing the elevator as guests passed to and from breakfast, porters came and went with luggage and without, and the telephones maintained their rhythmic backdrop sheet of electronic squealing until the elevator doors parted again in noiseless presentation and there she was: a smiling young woman carrying a picnic basket, her facial bruising proficiently obscured by a lamina of skintone make-up, but her eye itself still obviously blooded.