Wednesday, 10 May 2017









Skunk: What’s wrong with me tonight?
sighing
Skunk: I just don’t, damn,
and sighing again, stops momentarily.
Skunk: I hate when something’s... wrong... when, when you feel you can’t put your finger on it, you can’t, when you don’t actually know what it is you just feel it, but you don’t... Like that time when I was sick but I didn’t, I wasn’t, you remember when I was off work because I had that feeling. I just didn’t feel right, and then when I got back and they wanted me to fill out the eh, the absence sheet and it asks your reason for being off and I’d no idea what to put. I think I wrote down something about eh, having s- eh, an uneasy stomach with coupled with fatigue.
Sighing.
Skunk: I know s-... When I was in the supermarket this evening they had these eh, toy, not really toy but... scissors for children, they’re all plastic ehm, I don’t actually know if they had any metal on them at all. I think the blades may just have been plastic too, or if there was any metal on them it was obviously very well ehm... closed in, and eh, the thing was that I mean I probably wouldn’t have noticed them but we got some scissors into the shop this afternoon, in a stationery delivery, not for selling just for ehm, staff use and eh they are the biggest pair of scissors I’ve seen, I mean the biggest pair of functional scissors I’ve seen, ehm... Really long blades very very sharp and then tonight I saw this pair of, you know, a little plastic pair of scissors for a child to use, and it was only when I saw them that I remembered from, remember when I was in primary school, in... primary one I suppose eh, no ehm, it must have been, I was about five or six, yes, and we got given eh d-, instead of
now conscious of another punctuating sigh.
Skunk: We weren’t given scissors, you know, not even plastic scissors, I mean you get the little scissors with the rounded ends, but... We were given eh, a sort of... Remember in the restaurant that thing we used to spike the checks on, the ehm, I don’t know I don’t know what the word for it is it’s just like a spike on a wooden base, and it was kind of like that except that it had a wooden handle, it’s almost like a ehm like a sharpened screwdriver
laughing at the reference
Skunk: and ehm, we were given these in lieu of scissors and a little brown mat each as well, and the idea was you put your picture eh or whatever it was you wanted to cut out, you put it on top of the brown mat and then you spiked all around, you perforated it and then you could push it out and eh, I don’t actually remember anything... I don’t remember any of us doing anything eh... malicious with these things but... the potential for mayhem was far greater than that of plastic scissors. Maybe they didn’t have plastic scissors when I was six or seven, I don’t really remember. I don’t remember...
He awoke knowing hunger, and his landlord’s voice calling him to the telephone.